what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
Anonymous said: How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
If you taste it, it should be sweet. That’s how you know.
The bags under my eyes contain all the regretful decisions i make after 2am
Must be pretty big then
getting a good grade on a test you were sure you failed
no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed