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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via nastynachos)

sourwolfz:

this is fucking hilarious

Anonymous said: How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?

If you taste it, it should be sweet. That’s how you know.

barkout:

discrimination

whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

(via nudesofficial)

slapdancing:

narwhalpokemonmaster:

slapdancing:

The bags under my eyes contain all the regretful decisions i make after 2am

Must be pretty big then

(Source: slapdancing, via nudesofficial)

moistflow:

talkin on the phone with ur mom like image

(Source: cumdurnp, via nudesofficial)

tanpom:

getting a good grade on a test you were sure you failed

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(Source: equatings, via nudesofficial)

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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